Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.