Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Hello my rib-scented angel!
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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