then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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