Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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