This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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