Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
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Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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