how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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