I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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