what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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