It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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