Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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