i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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