It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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