So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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