Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
This house was built for laser tag.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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