My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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