Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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