i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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