YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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