theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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