Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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