oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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