the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Houston, we have a blender
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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