I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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