That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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