oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
its not stalking. its research.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
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