apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
DO NOT LOSE IT