Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?