Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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