So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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