therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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