I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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