using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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