Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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