You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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