used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
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I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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