That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
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just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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