great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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