How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
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Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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