I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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