just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
should my penis look like a turkey
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I think i got beer on your cat.
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