My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Randomize