I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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