Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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