That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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