Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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