i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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