I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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