break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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