We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
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Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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