soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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