the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
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Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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