the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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