The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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